So, I am a human, and a girl, therefore, I love Pinterest.  I can’t get enough of it.  I go on frequent Pinterest binges and occasionally, I will actually do one of the thousands of projects that I pin.  Some are works of sheer genius and I feel like I am on top of the world.  Others, well, not so much.  BEHOLD, my most recent Pinterest fail.

I was told that you can use sharpies for nail art.

So I went and bought sharpies and painted my nails white and spent what felt like forever drawing little dots on my nails.   I know, I need a life, or a more meaningful hobby.  Well once my nails were Pinterest PERFECTION and dried, I left the house to go to the store to do some grocery shopping for the casserole I was making for the game.

I was gone for MAYBE 20 minutes. MAYBE. I get back, unload the groceries and start cooking and THIS is what I saw on my hand:

You gotta be freaking kidding me!  I can’t trust anyone who is good at doing their own nails.  They must be getting it done somewhere.  I am never going to attempt another at home manicure of this caliber no matter how easy cupcakes and cashmere tells me it will be.